3: My Top 5 Spiritual Lessons

1. I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks!
2. I don’t have grey hair. I have “wisdom highlights”.
3. My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
4. Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
5. I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll do the second week.